In the Kitchen with Tessa

As I said in yesterdays, we had company . So for breakfast we had bacon and eggs.(A traditional food for company)First the adults awoke, then there infants, then Sarah, Then me, and then Michelle. So by the time Michelle awoke, Dad had already started the morning meal. It looked delicious and tasty. It even fooled ME!! Then when it was served, we all ate, everyone ate the bacon first, I ate eggs first. When I saw dog hair I thought it was a coincidence. So I just pulled it off. I don't remember much after that, because there was still hair on it. Now it matched up perfectly with the same D.N.A. as a dog( the Tanner dog) My guess is that someone in this house who was in the kitchen put that hair from the dog into something that nobody knows about.Not even I.It was most likely made to take over the mind.

So beware of what you eat and always beware of HAIR.!!!...
Till next time I write.

Tessa p****
( ATTENTION most of the stories I right on this blog are made up from the place which you earthlings call the brain)!!!

It was a night like today or rather it was today and not some random night like today. We were having company over so we had to eat and make our dinner fast. When we found out it was spaghetti, everyone but me cheered. I got suspicious, I didn't trust the chef. His name, Chef Leatareded. With his lopsided i he wore a i patch. And his trusty side-box, called side-box-kick .With the gurilla in the kitchen and the cat in the soup, i wasn't supprised there was hair in it.As i spyed on the chef with my trusty McDonalds straw wich is as long as I am tall, the straw disturbed the gurilla and the gurilla hit the bired and the bired hit the dragon then all of a sudden the dragon spit into the noodles.(My friends(so called friends) are drunk).

(this colour is dragon snot)
So as we ate the stuff that the dragon put into the noodles, it soon took (my friends are talking about abbs) over us. So I stopped a.s.a.p. Ijupped into action and saved my friends.(so called friends) what was in the noodles I don't know. but it was very dangorous.

By, tessa, michelle, and sarah

P.s., they were drunk on water.